"I'm telling you, I'm not a Beagle. I'm Baby."

Every Beagle owner knows this energy. The stare. The dramatics. The complete refusal to accept that they are, in fact, a dog. This sweatshirt leans into it fully — a funny, deeply relatable print that any Beagle owner will immediately recognise, immediately laugh at, and immediately want to own.

Available in 8 colours and 5 styles — sizes S to 5XL.

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👕 STYLES AVAILABLE

• Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt — cosy mid-layer, relaxed fit, no hood — the most popular pick for this design
• Hoodie — warm and comfortable with a kangaroo front pocket and adjustable drawstring
• Unisex T-shirt — lightweight, breathable, perfect for warmer weather
• Long Sleeve Tee — extra coverage for cooler days without the bulk of a sweatshirt
• Ladies T-shirt — fitted cut designed specifically for women

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🎨 COLORS AVAILABLE

Black · Maroon · Dark Chocolate · Dark Heather · Purple · Navy · Royal Blue · Forest Green

• Black — bold and classic, maximum contrast with the print
• Maroon — deep burgundy red, warm and distinctive
• Dark Chocolate — rich deep brown, a premium alternative to black
• Dark Heather — charcoal grey with a heathered texture, casual and versatile
• Purple — deep plum tone — bold and fun choice for this design
• Navy — deep blue, clean and easy to wear
• Royal Blue — brighter mid-blue, vibrant and eye-catching
• Forest Green — deep earthy green, a great alternative to the darker neutral tones

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🐾 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT

• Instantly relatable Beagle quote — any Beagle owner who sees "I'm not a Beagle, I'm Baby" immediately gets it and wants one
• 50/50 cotton-polyester blend — combines the softness of cotton with the durability and shape-retention of polyester; breathable and tear-resistant
• Soft brushed lining — the interior is warm and cosy without being heavy or bulky
• Crewneck design — the long sleeves give maximum warmth while the crew neck sits softly without rubbing
• Machine washable — easy everyday care; no special washing needed
• Relaxed unisex fit — works for all body types; size down for a more fitted look
• 8 colour options — the widest colour range of any apparel on the store

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📐 PRODUCT DETAILS

• Material: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
• Fit: Unisex relaxed fit (Ladies T-shirt has a fitted cut)
• Sizes: S — 5XL (see size guide for exact measurements)
• Colors: Black, Maroon, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather, Purple, Navy, Royal Blue, Forest Green
• Care: Machine wash cold · Lay flat to dry · No bleach

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⚠️ Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Sizes are approximate — please refer to the size guide before ordering. Print alignment may vary slightly due to the manufacturing process.

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❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What does the full quote say?

"I'm telling you, I'm not a Beagle — I'm Baby." It's printed clearly on the front of the sweatshirt. Check the product images for the exact font style and layout across the different colour options.

Which style should I choose?

The Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt is the most popular for this design — cosy, relaxed, and perfect for cooler weather. The Hoodie adds a hood and kangaroo pocket for extra warmth. The T-shirt and Long Sleeve are lighter options for warmer days. The Ladies T-shirt has a more fitted cut if that's preferred.

Is the material soft and warm?

Yes — the 50/50 cotton-polyester blend has a soft brushed interior lining that keeps you warm without feeling heavy. It's breathable enough for indoor wear and warm enough for cooler outdoor days.

Is the fit unisex?

Yes — the Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Unisex T-shirt, and Long Sleeve all have a relaxed unisex fit that works for all body types. The Ladies T-shirt has a more fitted cut. Check the size guide for exact measurements before ordering.

Is this a good gift for a Beagle owner?

Absolutely — it's one of the most instantly relatable designs on the store. Any Beagle owner immediately gets the joke and wants one. With 8 colour options and 5 styles, there's a version for everyone. Works perfectly for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion.

How long does shipping take?

This is a print-on-demand item made to order. It typically arrives within 5–7 business days worldwide. Track your order anytime using the Order Tracking link in the menu.