"Property Protected by a Labrador Retriever" Metal Tin Sign — 3 Sizes
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Size: 20x14cm
Consider yourself warned.
⚠️ WARNING
PROPERTY PROTECTED BY A LABRADOR RETRIEVER
Every Lab parent knows the truth — their dog would absolutely greet an intruder with enthusiastic tail wags and a tennis ball. But the sign doesn't have to give that away. This vintage-style metal tin sign makes the security claim official, looks brilliant on any wall, gate, fence, or garage door, and gets a laugh from every visitor who reads it.
Part home decor. Part personality statement. Entirely Labrador.
🐾 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Instantly gets a laugh — every Lab owner, dog lover, and person who knows a Labrador reads this and immediately understands
- Vintage warning sign aesthetic — bold typography, aged design, and that authoritative "official notice" feel that makes the joke land even harder
- Durable tinplate construction — lightweight, rust-resistant, and built for years of indoor or outdoor display
- Double-sided tape included — mount it straight out of the package with no tools needed; the tape holds firmly on smooth surfaces
- 3 sizes available — small for compact spaces, medium for gates and walls, large for a proper statement
- Indoor and outdoor use — front door, garden gate, garage, shed, man cave, living room, or anywhere your Lab's jurisdiction extends
📐 SIZES — WHICH ONE DO I NEED?
| Size | Dimensions | Best For |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 20 × 14 cm (7.9 × 5.5 in) | Compact walls, shelves, desk display, gifting |
| Medium | 20 × 30 cm (7.9 × 11.8 in) | Front doors, garden gates, hallways, garages |
| Large | 40 × 30 cm (15.7 × 11.8 in) | Feature walls, sheds, man caves, statement display |
If in doubt, go medium — it's the most versatile size for most wall and gate placements.
🔩 PRODUCT DETAILS
- Material: Durable tinplate — lightweight, rust-resistant
- Design: Vintage-style "Property Protected by a Labrador Retriever" warning sign
- Finish: Vintage/aged aesthetic — bold typography and worn design
- Weight: Approximately 120g — lightweight for easy mounting
- Package includes: 1 × Tin Sign + 2 × Double-sided tapes
- Mounting: Use included double-sided tape on smooth surfaces, or hang with a nail through the pre-drilled holes (if applicable)
- Best for: Indoor and outdoor use — front door, garden gate, garage, shed, man cave, living room
- Care: Wipe with a soft dry cloth — avoid abrasive cleaners
🎁 THE LAB GIFT THAT GOES ON THE WALL AND STAYS THERE
A metal sign is the kind of gift that earns a permanent spot — on the front door, the garage, or the shed. For birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or housewarming, this sign is the Lab gift nobody sees coming but everyone loves. Pair it with the Labrador Retriever T-Shirt & Mug for a complete Lab home and wardrobe gift set. Buy any 3 items and save 10% — worldwide shipping included.
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
⚠️ Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. Dimensions are approximate. Double-sided tape adhesion may vary by surface type — use nails or screws for permanent outdoor mounting.